things don't only break while Ted's gone!

Okay, we learned that things in the house can break while Ted's in town!!!! This is really a new discovery. He had only been home a day, when I mentioned we had been having trouble with the disposal in the kitchen. He got under the sink to flip the switch and that didn't help. He kept nosing around down there and the whole disposal cracked and fell....and a pipe is broken. Not really the way I wanted this to happen, but I am getting a new disposal, sink and faucet!!! (the faucet was already broken) After living in a house for 25 years....everything breaks!